have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it* 18/canada/names cassidy. love vintage-hipster-artisitic-something for a laugh/ ect. :) alwayss follow back xo
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
(Source: ourtwistedfuckingstory, via alifetimewithyouu)
| Me when I'm running: | Why do I do this to myself, I hate this, I'm going to die and no one's going to find me for hours. |
| Me after I'm done running: | I'm so fit and sweaty, look at me, I hella love running. |
i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat
(Source: royalteens, via u-n-p-e-r-f-e-c-t)
the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
(via -everysecond)
If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
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